Hey, thanks for viewing my alcoholic website.

Probably the first one that doesn’t ask for your age.

Perhaps you’re tired of seeing Bible-length credit lists, fake ideas that only look brilliant in a case study, or people who try (too) hard to seem cool, let the drunk me show you the real me and the truth behind my works in under 2 minutes.

I almost got in jail twice. One got away with a lawyer for fucking with McDonald’s. The other for fucking with Cannes Lions 2020/2021. The one that fucked with McDonald’s won something at Cannes Lions. The one that fucked with Cannes Lions won zero awards, but millions of hearts, and “stole” from Cannes $160.000.000 in 3 days. Right now, my latest case study is still waiting for Aliens’ impression. I don’t drive, so I invented a way to do drive-thru on Google Drive. My weirdest food combination is burger and blood. Yeah, life is short. Be controversial.

Here’s the CV of me whose life had hit rock bottom for 2 years straight until I met Quynh (an I-will-kill-myself-to-work-with creative). Here’s my humble award list which doesn’t give a damn about other award lists. I am always hungry and I believe my time will come.

If you know how a man can get pregnant, please DM me – I want to have a second brain for big, big ideas. If you don’t but still want to chat, drop me a note.

(Drunk) Toan.